Gotta wake up from the American Dream!

Might as well openly admit that they’re The Ministry of Love.

We have a goal! We want to denaturalize ALL the redacted people!

OMG! I forgot about the shareholders! I feel so ashamed…

The phrase that will piss me off more than anything. Someone (likely a poor/homeless person} needs immediate medical intervention.

“But who will pay for it?!” How about those taxes I’m paying that the corporations aren’t?

I like Trump. He kicks out all the illegals. Shouldn’t have broke the law! But I do sure wish I could afford food… /s

Crocs

In that case, I volunteer John Stewart as tribute!

He just makes me feel good about myself.

You’ll never get rid of those core cultists. They’re the ones who would rather suspend all belief and listen to a “strong” leader.

Yup. The root cause is keeping the poors fighting amongst themselves so they don’t look up at the politicians and billionaires robbing them blind

New health care recommendation. Anytime you feel yourself getting sick, just tell yourself:

Well, duh. The future is full of sponsorships! The question is, which corporation do you fight for?

And with greater VPNs

Incoming “Trump appeals to the Supreme Court…”

“I’ll just veto it later…”

Well teeechnically… /s