How would he know without knowing himself?

Something tells me the brother’s hands aren’t super clean either.

Something also tells me he’s setting himself up to fall off a window or accidentally hang himself without the camera rolling soon…

Like everything the Trump regime does, the cruelty is the point. Because this is of no practical value to anybody.

You know what? Call me a hopeless square, but if you think Jeffrey Epstein was creepy, his brother is sketchy as fuck too if you ask me. He seems to know entirely too much for a man who isn’t in prison. Maybe a couple of interviews with the house oversight committee would do America good.

But I guess we shouldn’t antagonize the only source of credible material that has any chance of bringing Trump down. So painful though it is to admit it, I’m willing to let it slide for the brother.

Oh and yeah, where I come from, “bubba” means “brother”: maybe he was the one Trump sucked off?

Well, even if it’s incorrect, I’ll use it. One of the powers of the English language is that you can mold it to your liking and it’s a-okay as long as other people understand you. And if Shakespeare can invent 1,600 words, surely I can invent a few myself 😜

Dershowitz has made a career defending the indefensible.

But worry not: there’s a special place in hell reserved for him already, and at his age, he’s probably starting to feel the flames lick his feet.

Alan Dershowitz likely murdered his wife

Never heard that in my life.
Sources?

molested children with Epstein

Agreed on that one.

The crazy broad just bought herself a new political life after Trump: when he’s gone, all the other trumpanzees will be utterly discredited and politically tainted for life, while she’ll be able to claim she didn’t do anybody’s bidding.

Slick ship-jumping job. She’s a lot more clever than I gave her credit for.

Wouldn’t that imply less money for rich fucks?

Perish the thought! No self-respecting Republican would stand for slightly irritating the rich to massively help the poor.

From Wiktionary:

shyster

English Alternative forms:

• schister, scheister, sheister, schyster, shister, shaista, shiester, schiester

Scheister is an accepted spelling. It’s also a lot more about shit lawyers than about shit jews than shyster, which is why I always prefer using it. It’s also a lot more about shit than shyness if you speak German and derivatives, which is also more in line with what I think of lawyers.

So you mean he lied? I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you!

Coming from this fucking scheister, that’s rich. Dershowitz himself is closely linked to Epstein and figures prominently in the files. Have those people no shame?

If I was him, I’d go hide somewhere as far from the US as possible. Because if anyone is even more suspiciously a pedo than Trump in the Epstein files, that would be him. And yet here he is, running his disgusting mouth. Just unbelievable…

I think it’s not the first doomed generation. The previous one already had pretty high chances of being worse off than their parents (i.e. us). But sad - and quite frankly scared - though I am to recognize it, this one is in even more dire straights.

And the reason I’m scared is, desperate people are rightfully driven to do radical things. I’m fairly sure the desperate kids of today is the generation that will eventually drive the world off the cliff and into WW3. And I won’t even blame them.

I’m so glad my kids have long been out of the house and have well-established job situations at this point, because I genuinely wouldn’t know what to tell a teenager about career opportunities that wouldn’t cause them to fall into a deep depression. All I can foresee in the near future is mass unemployment and war. And goodness knows I’m normally an optimist.

What good would that do? You realize than none of those fuckers need to work, right?

John Fetterman belongs in a mental institution. His noggin is broken - which makes him more akin to a Republican than to a normal functioning adult.

“If Republicans want to join us in lowering costs for working families, they have the chance to do so. And if they do not come to the table, they will own the premium increases they cause."

What a load of shit. Fat good it does to people who can’t afford healthcare who “owns” their misery: they’ll be the ones who are miserable, while the “owners” sit on their piles of cash and play politicians for a living…

Well, 7 democrats and John Fetterman…

Assuming Mamdani is a commie and a radical islamist, he made no attempt to hide it - as evidenced by the fact that the very fascists who want to strip him of his citizenship are themselves aware of it.

This naturally leads to the following question: what do the fascists make of the fact that a majority New Yorkers voted for him, thereby indicated that they WANT a communist islamist running their city?

Are the fascists implying that most New Yorkers are fucking morons who can’t see a dangerous individual when they see one, or that a majority of New Yorkers should be either deported or thrown in the slammer for communist tendencies and terrorism?

What the fascists fail to realize is that they’re spitting in the face of several million people and insulting their intelligence, and that sure as hell won’t earn them any good will.

When she sees the orange baboon getting elected TWICE despite all that he’s said and done, she’s totally right to think she might have a shot. Americans are clearly stupid enough to vote for her in not-insignificant numbers.