Hossenfeffer

Don’t need voter approval if you don’t let them vote. One dimensional chess!

Chasity does.

Badoom-tsching!

When (not if) he uses an executive order to have himself added to Mount Rushmore, I hope the poor bastards who have to work on it use this photo as their primary reference.

Wikipedia will need to be updated: “The sculpture features the heads of five United States presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln, and Donald Trump respectively chosen to represent the nation’s foundation, expansion, development, preservation, and enshitification.”

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“At least the fucking bullet wasn’t venemous!”

I look forward to Trump having this guy arrested shortly followed by Arnie coming out of retirement, tooling up, and taking the fight to the orange man. “I told you I’d be back!”

You, sir, are a gentleman, a scholar, and a poet.

Please drink verification can to continue.

Doh! Good question. I leave it as an exercise for the reader.

We’ve gone past guillotine, past morgue, past burial… now we’re into illegal exhumation and vivisection humor territory.

I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

There are many, but my current bugbear is the wireless Apple mouse. It has a built in rechargeable battery and and a tiny little port for you to plug the recharging cable in. The port is mounted on the bottom of the mouse rendering it useless while it’s being charged. I guess it’s to make it look nicer but it’s so stupid.

That’s why you should just drink it straight from the bottle box.

FTFY

It’s constant dead cats on the table.

“Bondi is also making a push to deemphasize prosecutions of white-collar crimes, purge diversity programs within the DOJ, reintroduce the federal death penalty, and to root out lawyers who aren’t willing to march in lockstep with Trump ideologically.”

Shitting biscuits.

It’s just being revised, nothing to see here.