Mainstream media is trying their best to not piss off Kegsbreath and make it look like the U.S. hasn’t completely fumbled their distraction from the Epstein files war in Iran.

That’s why fElon picked them. The cringiest of edgelords from the most revolting and dilapidated corners of /pol/

Probably the same ~30% Americans that voted for the Diapershitter-In-Chief.

Bro looks like he’s out here living his best life laying hedges. 10/10 would get a hedge like that.

He’s got his new position as Supreme Leader of the Bored of Peace with 10s of thousands of troops, limitless funding, world-wide playground, and an array of henchmen ready to do his bidding.

It’ll basically be the Wagner group on steroids. Funded by billionaires, for billionaires.

He isn’t loyal to the U.S., it’s just a stepping stone, and he has to make sure he collapses it from the inside out so it can’t compete with his Bored of Peace army. He’s counting on the U.S. military to collapse.

That was not an honest mistake. There’s no reason to use old footage of a current president at a current event when you’re there recording the event live for your live TV show.

How fucking stupid must the republicans be to actually believe this tripe. It has to be wilful ignorance at this point.

Is that fluid on his brain, or is he just trying to think really hard?

That’s what the oligarchs want, brother. Keep fighting, if not for your fellow human, then out of spite for the elites who would see you oppressed underfoot.

Can’t wait to watch his public hanging!

It makes zero sense for her to be getting grilled on this instead of Bill.

I mean, it does when you realise this isn’t about actual justice for victims, it’s all just theatre and performance to distract the braindead republican base by giving them a scapegoat (Hillary, once again) to point fingers at, call names, and blame for all their problems.

Justice is dead in America and the Republicunts killed it. All there is now is performance, finger-pointing, blame, and the slow deterioration of the country until Trump and his cronies finally destroy the country and flee to run their new “Board of Peace” with its 100,000s of soldiers and billions of dollars in finance as a global paramilitary force parading as world police.

You mean to tell me the world-renowned, highly-coveted FIFA peace prize winner … wants to start a global nuclear war?! Who could have possibly foresaw this coming???

I’m replete with disappointment and my evening is ruined!

If I was Jack, I’d just anonymous release it myself to the media. Not like justice is a thing that really exists anymore,.especially in America.

He’s the hero we need, but not the one we deserve.

Falls off the stairs to air force one and shit himself in the process*

FTFY

Yeah, that’s because Spez himself is a kiddy diddler and has filled the Reddit organizational structure with like-minded individuals to help shift the Overton Window and manufacture consent for child molestation; its not just “pedophiles” they’re protecting, they’re trying to protect the actual child molesters and child rapists.

And anyone who wants to see where this goes, so read some news about the RSF in Sudan.

A well-equipped military filled with loyal men who are okay with committing atrocities in the name of their generals.

Yeah he gives me the ick something fierce. He’s definitely done inappropriate things with young under-age boys.

What irks me the most is this piece of shit is ruining Lord of the Rings for me. Palantir? Valar?

I wish the Tolkien estate could take the rights away and make him find new names.

These people think we can only be mad at one thing at a time … hoo boy, are they wrong. I’ll be seething about all the scum that’s floated to the top.

Na, there’s just no more free and fair democratic elections, so the polls dont mean anything, and Gallup is, in essence, completely purposeless.

It’s a shadow network of morons, bigots, racists, homophobes in a race to be the biggest loser in existence.