

I watch Colbert via streaming. So empty viewer.


I watch Colbert via streaming. So empty viewer.


That’s like 999,999 more viewers than I thought they had.


Its not! I hope he pays his house and finds a better job. Paying off your house to stop being a slave is the American dream.


I’m fine waiting for 4 years to pick up whatever is left of our society if Congress doesn’t have the balls to impeach this guy back to ruzzia, but I want to see legislation introduced to specifically ban anyone who is a racist asshole from ever taking office at any level in our government. What is happening is not acceptable.


Leave this guy in his YouTube trashcan where he belongs. I don’t wanna see his face or hear him. nothing. You know what I mean.


I found space on my rooftop when I climbed up there I realized there’s a whole new America just waiting to be populated! 2nd floor roof America!


Fanta! Now in chromate yellow flavor!


I just watched “the brothers Grimsby” and it was very relevant.


Yeah hold the Good pasta!


Mexico just claimed Europa and will be colonizing it on paper as soon as the printer gets new paper. Oh I misspelled republicans.


Oh I miss read your reply. No, I was holding my elbow!


Seriously! My wife and I are both very Pornographic when naked. We touch and lick each other’s genitals frequently.
I’ve never brought any of this up to anyone at work. They don’t know which way my penis curls or which of my balls may be larger than the other.
One thing I often never talk about with anyone at all ever is the fact that both my wife and I pee and poop from our genitals. We don’t discuss or find it necessary to explain the size of our genitals to anyone or how big oir poop is or how far we can shoot our pee. None of this is public information.
Just imagine knowing if I shave my crotch or not. And if I did shave my crotch, what would you do differently with your life? Wouldn’t you have to move states? How do your genitals affect your Life? How do other’s genitals affect your life.


OK you like surprises and magic. Right?
Its 6am, I’m a guy and just woke up. I got my own bed and my age is between 20 and 60. What am I holding? The answer may surprise you. Or maybe not.


Hey big guy. Crying. The sun is getting real low she said. She said to him. She. Crying. The sun. The sun is getting really low. You could touch it because it was low like that. They always tell you not to look into the sun. Crying. But you know what He does? He looks on! Because he’s got tears in his eyes. Real real low. Good on both sides. I see good in all of them. …


You misunderstood or misinterpreted my point.
$100k today will not get you in the door of any house. You probably couldn’t even buy a burnt down lot in California. But you could pay rent for a while. $100k might get you 5 to 10 years of rent money. You could buy a van and you could make that your home.
$100k is spitting on your face.


Literally “La cucaracha’s” theme. And the Mexican revolution.


You can give $100k to all homeless Americans and they would go homeless again after 5 to 10 years.


It’s 9pm (somewhere), do you know where putin is?
Agreed. This Saturday is gonna be a big one of protesting.