I’m sorry, but are you serious?

Super fun in VR

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Database is rarely, if ever bundled into the app container, unless it’s SQLite.

And it stains clothes

True, but everything is more bandwidth demanding these days, plus we’re used to fast loading.

Set up scratch posts next to or on your furniture.

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Add foldable, built in pen, macro camera, laser focus, headphone jack (and a good dac), xenon flash, ideally swappable battery, waterproof and im sold - is that really too much to ask?

Submechanophobia. No matter how much I try to rationalise, water grates in pools raise my heart rate.
Deathly scared of buoys.

Anyone read how a few divers went to explore weird pillars in a lake, only for one of them to get sucked into a nuclear plant water intake? Jesus wept. (He lived, somehow.)*

That is bizarre

If only there was a service like Steam for movies & TV.

Ignoring strays, you do realise there is no practical way for a cat owner to control where their cat takes a shit?
That is not negligence, it’s nature.

You can’t tell a dog where to shit, the difference being you’ll pick it up where you can, and it probably can’t climb fences.