

The antifa is coming from IN the house


The antifa is coming from IN the house


The grieving widow Kirk needs us all to cum together to lighten her mood.
I mean that literally, we should send her lavish gift baskets where everything inside of it is filled with cum somehow. Cumdy apples, Cumembert cheese, diet cum, the works.


The Red Hot Furry Pepper Wars were truly a tragedy.


Alrighty then.


Hence the if.


I’d imagine if they’re going to act then they’re waiting for some line to be crossed.
Not sure where that line would be but.


They can where I live.
They don’t.
Because men. And very aggressive lesbians too, I’m guessing, but mainly men.


All. Of. Them.


ONCE IT’S CLEANED UP WE SHOULD REPLACE ALL OF THE GARBAGE WITH C U M SO THE FISH CAN EAT THE C U M


Fish love cum


Can we rename Montreal to Paris the Lesser?


Lies. I saw that seagull smoking crack behind the 7-11 yesterday. He’s been going around telling everyone he’s clean. Lies.


If the children get sick though they just toss them in a dumpster behind the local Chik-Fil-A


Once it’s cleaned up we should replace all the garbage with cum, so the fish can eat the cum.


I’d vote for a bear on cocaine in any elected position whenever I possibly could. Out of principal. If a bear on cocaine made its way onto a ballot you know he or she would be a great leader.


“Finally! I’ve finished my kill-bot. Come, gather round, as I unveil it to the world”
“But Professor Killington”
“Yes, adorable, one-legged, orphan Timmy?”
“Why did you make a kill-bot?”
“Well, so it would indiscriminately murder anything and everything that moves, of course”
“But professor, that sounds dangerous”
“Don’t be a fucking retard Timmy. I know what I’m doing”
“O-okay Professor”
“Now everyone gather round as I turn on the killbot for the very first time, and be amazed as it makes me pancakes”
flips switch
“OH NO, STOP, STOP, STOP KILLING ME, KILL-BOT OH MY GOD, MY SPLEEN, OH, IF ONLY SOMEBODY COULD HAVE FORRSEEN THIS TERRIBLE TURN OF EVENTS”.


Mtg like when pond scum catches the sunlight at golden and hour and just kind of completes the scene.
It’s weird that this woman has said, four things I agree with lately, but in the light of full day pond scum is still pond scum.
Shit like this pisses me off.
Believing whatever you see that fits the narrative you have in mind and eschewing any semblance of critical thought for vitriolic rage is exactly the problem with the conservative mindset, and there is SO. MUCH. AMMUNITION. To criticize these people that there is no need at all to stoop to the same shit.
Not everything is a conspiracy.
No.
It really doesn’t have much to do with their biology tbh, it’s because nobody I’ve ever met who is trans ever shuts the fuck up about being trans.
Be a man or a woman, gay, fucking whatever. I really don’t care. Like at all. But I find vanity and self absorption huge turnoffs.
If you want to make your entire identity a single thing I again have no issue with it but I also wont want to be around you.
I dont have a problem with you. I just dont want to stand around beating a dead horse over and over and over again.
Also a penis is a straight up non starter. Everything to do with dudes gives me the ick.