Betcha he’s going to pave over the whole pool and paint some blue shit on it cause he’s a fucking moron.

Just keep printing money

In his ass

Ms Lindsey started the trifecta rule so don’t rest easy Moscow Mitch.

Wasn’t she flying around in the Mile High Club with her boyfriend the whole time?

Extra secret sauce on his Big Macs please!!!

With this administration, the line between explosive logorrhea and explosive diarrhea is blurred.

Hope he survives a massive debilitating stroke. Couldn’t happen to deserving guy.

Five ways? You mean six impeachments.

They are the foundation

There are no unemployed violent extremists in America now. Thanks ICE!

Crossroads? It’s not like you have a choice. It started as a gradual slope, but you’re mid-slide now and there’s no going back to your peak.

Republicans also don’t properly wash their asses cause touching themselves there is gay.

Time to ignore SCOTUS

Too much porn made them think ugly guys got laid 4 times a day.

I don’t see America bouncing back to lead the world again. It may improve, after Trump, but the golden age has passed, maybe to return in the distant future.

I wanna watch them parade his rotting ass around like Bernie and make up excuse after excuse.

He tried to steal the 2020 election and still lost so he’s convinced Biden stole it when it’s really because he fucking lost.

Semen is transferable