the Howling North

Make American cars even less palatable for export? Good plan.

I know, as a species, we’re desperately trying to start World War 3 on a bunch of fronts, but this is one of the stupider ones.

And if you get pushed away from the airports, blockade railways. And if you’re pushed away from there, shut down ports and shipping. Then back to the airports.

With exciting new fields like phrenology and race science!

/s

Wow, such cutting edge analysis! These guys are really on the ball!

/s/s/s

I don’t know why anyone is shocked. The US has been threatening and sanctioning international criminal courts for decades now.

Again?

Still angry they told him that injecting bleach won’t cure Covid.

“How many Y chromosomes do you have? We prefer 2, but we’ll take 1.”

Negative one trips to Starbucks it is!

“The Iranian mission is proceeding well ahead of schedule.”

But, it’s already over. /s

MFer posted a shitty AI video of it last year, but it got list in all the other crazy shit.

Down the memory hole.

Meanwhile, new reporting says Tulsi Gabbard spent time last year — also May, same time the whistleblower report came in — sniffing around and seizing voting machines in Puerto Rico to see if she could find ways to accuse Venezuela of RIGGED and STOLLEN there. Shockingly, they didn’t find any Venezuela in the voting machines. This might seem weird, since Puerto Rico doesn’t get a vote for president, but it might be a good place to rifle around and try stuff out — we are just spitballing here — if you’re trying to figure out ways to steal elections for Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin without too many people looking over your shoulder.

“Let me take over or I’ll tax my own citizens!” Interesting bargaining tactic. Let’s see how it plays out.

It’s like fucking Putin and the Superbowl ring.

I don’t know if Iran is holy/brave enough to kill the Antichrist.

Let’s see. We’ve got: ‘use military on Venezuela’, ‘use military on American allies’, ‘use military on Americans.’

Yeah, that all seems like something the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do.

You forgot “I’m tiiiiiiiiired!”

Saved you a click: it’s Latinos, and it’s because of immigration.