Essentially, I want us to sound like cavemen.
I’ll start:
HomesliceAbe was playing Mario kart and HomesliceAbe’s dad couldn’t think of name of one of courses (HomesliceAbe thinks name was "Moonview Highway?). HomesliceAbe’s dad called course “Homeslice Highway” and HomesliceAbe thought new name was hilarious. Also, HomesliceAbe is big fan of Abraham Lincoln.
Da_Boom not read prompt well, Da_Boom use many articles and pronouns.
Sorry, I should’ve realised. My brain immediately thought “ahh yes, pronouns as in he/she/them/they, easy” totally forgot that I and I’m also count as a pronoun.