Former President Donald Trump announced on Truth Social that he has “reached an agreement” to participate in a debate with Vice President Kamala Harris, scheduled for September 10 in Philadelphia on ABC News. Trump noted that “the rules will be the same as the last CNN debate, which seemed to work out well for everyone.”
“Accordion? It’s accordion, right? …wait, you were trying to say you love Putin and hate immigrants? And you only want to be President because you’re trying to escape the consequences of your crimes? Huh, never would have guessed that one.”
“Accordion? It’s accordion, right? …wait, you were trying to say you love Putin and hate immigrants? And you only want to be President because you’re trying to escape the consequences of your crimes? Huh, never would have guessed that one.”
“Oh this one? I’m gonna guess concertina…”