• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    leans on podium “hey buddy, what are you doing after this?”

    Waltz: “going to pick up my wife and go for a nice drive, you?”

    RFK: “So I’m hearin ‘nothin’. How bout we find some dead animals and relocate them to other places, with oft-stolen items? If I can find a cat, I’m gonna put it by the library with a rolled up $20.”

    Waltz: “Why does it have to be rolled up?”

    RFK: “that’s… look man, that’s just how it already is right now, alright? That’s how the bank lady gave it to me, or whatever. Anyways, if we find a squirrel, I’m putting it at an elementary school with a gun, some drugs and a flamingo lawn ornament.”

    Waltz: “and this is a hobby of yours?”

    RFK: incoherent screaming

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 months ago

      RFK is an insane piece of shit but he’s been sober for a very long time. He used to be hella addicted to heroin.