just_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agoTrump adviser green-lights 'states that want to set up full menstrual surveillance departments'www.alternet.orgexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1518arrow-down17
arrow-up1511arrow-down1external-linkTrump adviser green-lights 'states that want to set up full menstrual surveillance departments'www.alternet.orgjust_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up95·2 months agoSo long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.
minus-squarefriend_of_satan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.
minus-squarejust_another_person@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down16·2 months agoYou and JD Vance sound like you could be BFFs 🤣
minus-squareBreezy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-22 months agoPretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.
minus-squareTodd Bonzalez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoYou know the couch-fucker jokes aren’t compliments right?
minus-squarejust_another_person@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoThey aren’t? Oh man…
So long as they can also set up a semen surveillance department to prosecute men for leaving their jizz between couch cushions and fleshlights.
I was going to disagree with you about fleshlights, but then I realized that’s how fucking asinine this whole menstrual monitoring bullshit is and it was a good analogy.
You and JD Vance sound like you could be BFFs 🤣
Pretty sure JD would HATE this! Imagine if he has to report all his couch fucking for each of his sperm tax right offs.
You know the couch-fucker jokes aren’t compliments right?
They aren’t? Oh man…