Don’t dox yourself btw. It’s the storytellers prerogative to take a bit of creative license.

  • Helix 🧬@feddit.de
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    8 months ago

    I apparently scaled a parking garage, climbed in at the third story and peed against a car when my concerned friends came to get me. I have no recollection of the actual climbing or peeing. This was back when I was about 16 years old and just old enough to be drinking lots and lots of beer…

    Oh and I ate a full bowl of ‘mon cheri’ chocolates while watching TV when I was about 4 or 5 years old which made me very very drunk, when my parents went skiing while thinking I was asleep.

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      8 months ago

      There is not yet a single response without child drunkenness. Wtf lmao