The unbrawlah. Any violence ends when you get within a meter or so of the umbrella when open. Not bounces off like a forcefield but like a zone of safety.
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Tactical hand-free design is essential.
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The top part detaches and is a drone.
Found OP
I’d put the unlimited budget to work miniaturizing a drone fleet powerful enough to maintain position / reliably follow the user thru storm winds that hold a large umbrella-style cover over you.
I never use umbrellas cuz I feel like they’re annoying to carry and you still get wet, but if it just reliably kept me dry with no extra work on my part I’d be more interested.
the song “jesus walks” has to play full volume fron the drone speakers when this happens
It’s absolutely bananas that this would come up now, because I’m almost finished designing one in FreeCAD lol. Is it in the zeitgeist right now or something? Is it because the most recent No Kings had a yellow umbrella theme?
Mind you, I’m very untalented at CAD, just doing it for funsies and to learn the Assembly workbench. I will upload it to ManyFold when it’s done and tested though if anyone’s interested.
I’m hoping it’ll be sturdy enough to survive blunt impacts, and able to slow down some weaker munitions, but it’s gonna be on the heavy side. Expecting it to cost roughly $100 worth of parts. You could definitely build it WAY cheaper but I’m going all high quality.
Dunno, umbrellas just popped into my head – probably to do with the rain we have here
Have fun with the modelling!
Thanks!! It’s rainy here too lol
Cover the entire thing in Molle
I add a chatbot to it.
Pretty much everything from Johnny English
It’s just an RV. A regular RV. No bells or whistles. Just an RV. It has a toolbox.
How do you carry it around
It carries you around.
How do you take it on a flight with you
Why would you flight? Just drive it.
can you take it on a plane
If you make it amphibious and go fast enough, it will plane.
Shield from rain
Found the middle management testing out their interview question about creativity.
Kill dissidents https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella
It wouldn’t be the first… the KGB assassinated a guy with one at least once.Bulgarian Umbrella
Somehow rain never hits you from the side even when it’s windy or your running really fast.
It’s a smart umbrella with A.I. features that will advice you on when to open your umbrella. If you find yourself in a situation where you encounter rain, and you type in “It’s raining” on the touch-handle screen, the umbrella will either tell you to open the umbrella or not open the umbrella depending on what input you give it.
