Ill got first.

I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.

The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.

Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.

A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh

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    11 months ago

    I was distracted watching TV. Both my sinus nasal spray and vape were on the table.

    I realized I was congested and needed the spray. As a heavy smoker, I am used to grabbing my device mindlessly all day.

    So I picked up the vape and proceeded to stick it up my nose because my brain mixed up what I was doing.

    I laughed really hard.