Hi lemmys! My next door neighbour is driving me crazy. They started at 10:30AM and you can hear them through closed doors and windows, and two brick walls. They have enough brain cells to understand “turn it down”. Any ideas to deal/screw with them?
Ideas like frozen pee through letterbox are also appreciated :) Edit: I meant this as a joke. I’m not going to do that
Walk around your complex doing things like trying to bite your own ear or use invisible deoderant. The next time they make noise, go over and address them as Nordic royalty, thank them for their invitation, and offer them a herring from the carry on luggage you brought with you. They will do whatever to keep you away.
Or you could talk to them.
Or actually pee in their stuff. Preferably an AC unit. What kind of psychopath ruins a perfectly good ice cube tray by pissing in it? Jesus. Have some self respect