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Cake day: November 19th, 2023

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  • I mean yeah it’s a great idea but what if someone comes out with 6 minute abs?

    Step into my office.

    Why?

    Cuz you’re fucking fired!

    -pooly paraphrased from one of my favorute scenes in Something About Mary

    *bonus cuz noone asked, my favorite scene is when he asks his buddy how it’s been and his buddy says “you know each day is better than the next” without thinking it sounds like each day is great but he’s really saying is every day is worse and worse🤣









  • Money doesn’t equal power. They will have correlated retaltionships but correlation doesn’t equal causation. For instances where there is an initial absence of both, the introduction or money is more common to follow the person’s pursuit of power. Most people who weren’t born to generational wealth won’t achieve a wealthy enough accumulation until later in life and it well it may be hard to teach an old dog new tricks, it’s nothing compared to motivating some one who has reached a point of enought financial security to retire.




  • 11111one11111@lemmy.worldBanned from communitytoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlWho is the GOATest GOAT?
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    11 months ago

    I got a DWI the day before that super bowl and couldn’t even enjoy my suicidal doubling down on every bet I had at half time. All for Patriots. All paid out. Only year I ever won a SB pool and won 2 different pools. Paid for more than everything from the DWI but never felt like a win or anything but mockery for being a fucktard.



  • 11111one11111@lemmy.worldBanned from communitytoAsklemmy@lemmy.mlWho is the GOATest GOAT?
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    Homie noone hates it more than someone who spent 17 years from age 7 to 24 getting owned by the Patriots. JA is the only reason I’m able to admit he is the undisputed GOAT of all American sports. His taking any question for who wore the crown from BB by winning a ring in Tampa fuckin sealed it. It will be a very long time before anyone sees a player that dominating play any sport… regardless if he sits when he pee’s and also tongue kisses his son. Go Bills! lol