You’re just not eating enough carrots, my dude. You got measles due to carrot deficiency.

I’m still waiting for that natural immunity to ebola to kick in. Am I malnourished?

Cons have the majority. If it doesn’t pass, it means they don’t have the votes. Simple. No matter what the Speaker says.

Just like how it’s illegal to NOT advertise on X. All according to President Musk.

Lol, this motherfucker’s on a casino bankruptcy boss rush! Love it!

This is funny af. Thanks.

Trump is bankrupting ANOTHER CASINO?!?

Art of the Deal, go!

Nice! That would make a great cartoon!

Krasnov pledges to bring prices down in panel 1. He has a bunch of MAGA voting for him in panel 2. In panel 3, he slaps tariffs on and off. In panel 4 we see him self-congratulatory while stonks go down brrrrrr.

“I will immediately bring prices down starting on Day 1,” he said on Aug. 15, for example. “Starting the day I take the oath of office, I will rapidly drive prices down,” he promised later that same month.

He backed away from that last month.

This is what Murca needs. More lies and long cons. Murca was lied to, and Krasnov only needed 1/3 of them to fall for it.

Phew, there’s still time! Tomorrow’s Sunday though and I usually go shopping. Maybe next week?

Marco: you fired air traffic controllers, Emu!

Emu: nuh-uh

Yes, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), led by Elon Musk, has initiated significant changes within the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA), including the dismissal of numerous air traffic controllers and safety officials.

Key Developments:

February 5, 2025: Following a mid-air collision over the Potomac River, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy announced DOGE’s intervention in the FAA to “upgrade our aviation system.” Elon Musk emphasized plans to implement “rapid safety upgrades to the air traffic control system.”

February 17, 2025: Reports confirmed that Elon Musk authorized the termination of hundreds of FAA safety officials. David Spero, President of the Professional Aviation Safety Specialists, criticized these actions, highlighting potential national safety risks.

Additionally, SpaceX employees were assigned to the FAA’s Air Traffic Control System Command Center, raising concerns about conflicts of interest due to ongoing disputes between Musk’s companies and the FAA.

These measures have sparked debates regarding the implications for air traffic safety and the potential conflicts arising from Musk’s dual roles in private aerospace ventures and federal oversight.

Okay, but these are totally different! They’re a fresh new idea! They’re not even called company towns! And we’ll pay workers in crypto! No one will own anything! Except me! See?! Totally different!

/s in case it’s not clear lol

FTFY

Electoral reform also only works if people vote.

“In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard’s vote.” ~ David Foster Wallace

This is a great way to create jobs for the SS recipients. /s