They wish they could hate leftists as much as leftists do

If you don’t have the British to do a genocide homemade is fine

Doritos

You would think the Poles wouldn’t like him that much

With rice

Ohio was the inspiration for the Ohio-class submarine, which has the terrifying ability to turn any location on the planet into Ohio in less than 30 minutes

He hasn’t even done a “This isn’t who I am” yet!

Hackable as fuck. Paper optical scan ballots that can be machine or hand counted and audited is the gold standard for a reason

I think that’s just implicit now

Giant squirrel satellites with glowing red eyes staring down at Earth

He also knows most companies won’t cancel their AWS

Have an email complaining about you etched onto it

Actual solution is prosecuting the fuck out of these criminals to deter others

They can only afford the failed ones like Ben Shapiro

Not like it would be difficult

You can make your own Discord or Discord alternative server

They stopped developing their iOS app years ago, if you have an iPhone it’s useless

Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it

Emerald slave money

He had a standard copypasta for people accusing him of being a troll. If that’s not trolling I don’t know what is