Senate Republicans: “Lol I’d say nice symbolic bullshit but my mouth is full of Trump’s dick so I’ll just click the Nay button.”

Lmfao talk about an ego… These motherfuckers wanted to hang this man how the hell does he think he has a chance?

Everyone gets all bent out of shape when I say this, but those kinds of “yell at concrete buildings” protests are absolutely worthless when the government doesn’t give a shit about what you think.

The only thing that will get anyone to do anything is threatening wealth. We need a general strike, and not this “oh how does 2028 sound” b.s strikes people are planning… We need one immediately, not planned for years and years ahead…

What the actual fuck does he even have to do with performing arts?

Might as well name some foundation “The Donald J Trump Immigrant and Transgender Rights Foundation.”

Honestly having the time to take those courses was why I even left my last job to take this factory job, but then COVID happened and everything got put on hold and the “omg recession” cycle started.

Unfortunately no, the shitty factory job gives nothing but some pie before thanksgiving. At least they give something I guess lol

I’m 39 and feel like it’s definitely too late for me. I’d be 42+ by the time I’m done and with the way the economy is and the job market in general I don’t think there would be any positive for me to go through that expense.

I basically just missed the boat, all my friends went to school for computer science when they were ~20 so they’re safe now and make an absolute killing. If I were to try that now I’d just join the like millions that can’t find work in that field… For the last 5 years every single day the news has been “omg a recession is coming, it’s coming, it’s definitely coming like tomorrow! Be afraid, it’s coming!” So I never left my shitty factory job, but now I just feel stuck…

I wish I was Vance, then I could kill myself and make the world a better place lol

While true, he’s also a fucking manipulative liar.

I don’t for one single second believe that he honestly believes what he’s saying. He just knows full well you repeat a lie to make it true so if he says it enough his cult will simply accept it as reality.

He is descended from Russian Jews

Uh oh, everyone needs to stop their criticism of his actions now or you’re all antisemite terrorists that love Hamas!!

:/

They are admitting that by saying “this isn’t what I voted for.”

They lack the capacity for introspection, or refuse to do it because it’s painful, so they’ll say this isn’t what they voted for, when in reality they weren’t paying attention and were fed nothing but “woke bad, prices high, deport immigrants, vote for me.”

I’m so tired of this fucking story. This evil p.o.s is never going to die. We’ve been hearing Trump health/mind failing stories for like 10 fucking years already…

Wake me up when he’s actually dead. Unfortunately he’s probably going to outlive me and I’m only 39.

“Reputation up in flames”

2028: The law was changed and now Barron is president.

I’ve never seen reality match these kinds of headlines about any of these fuckers…

Mamdani and his allies see their success winning over a segment of Trump voters as a sign of how other Democrats can win back parts of the electorate that spurned the party for Trump in 2024, including young men and immigrants who felt the party was unresponsive to their needs. But Republicans who spoke to NBC News said that while they were surprised by both the number of Trump-Mamdani voters and the congeniality of the president’s meeting with the mayor-elect, they did not feel as if Mamdani unlocked a road map to reconfigure the electorate.

Republicans: no no no no, Democrats don’t try this!!! Trust me bro I’m totally looking out for you. Don’t try this. Keep moving to the right, keep chasing our voters I swear it will work next time! Don’t give up now! (Hehehe suckers…)

“I got what I wanted from you dumb fucks. I cried and cried about the economy to get you to vote for me. I got my bribes and my corrupt schemes to enrich myself even more so now I say to you: Get fucked, I don’t need you. Haha! Oh but still vote R for the midterms or the communists will eat your children!”

So I guess you and fox news were committing treason daily when talking about Biden day after day during his presidency?

Oh that’s right, the rules only apply to other people…

The thing is, it’s only illegal if someone else does it. If Trump does it then it’s totally cool and correct and you’re an idiot for not doing it, but if you did we’d investigate you anyway because now it’s illegal.

SCOTUS here we come!

“The SCOTUS has declared that it is not the stop order that was illegal, but stopping Donald Trump is in fact what is illegal.”

I mean aside from all that nonsense, how could they possibly get away with declaring an energy emergency so they can increase drilling on federal lands and then shut down a whole bunch of renewable energy projects?? It’s infuriating

Impeachable offense # 472628846272632. Abuse of power.

It’s so much fucking fun watching shit happen daily that would have fox news frothing at the mouth and having every Republican forming committee investigations if it were a Democrat that did it…

Instead we have the Party of no Law and disorder Order acting as if it’s all totally cool.

Next week? I’d be surprised if he didn’t get pardoned today and given some upper level DHS position. Head of the newly created “Murder Democrats Division.”

These people have a fucking disease…

How are you a billionaire and yet “I need more, let’s lobby the White House”

Ffs… Meanwhile “you’re entitled if you think one income should be enough to own a single home.”