LumpyPancakes

Next thing you know, Joe Wilkinson will be giving them unique names.

Couldn’t they just use a system that sends texts or alerts using GPS / triangulation?

Not sure of your model. Have a look at the power button. If it’s not part of the keyboard, check how it connects to the mainboard. It might be a small flex cable that slides under or into a socket on the board, and might have come out.

Chomps (the canine home protection system) - an ‘electronic dog’ that catches burglars.

Diamonds - a few people rob an Israeli diamond vault by avoiding security features.

You said ‘own’ - well, these were on loan when the video shop shut down.

The pat-downs are free and the weapons don’t matter.

That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frizbee.

Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”

“How about a nice game of chess?”

Voyager. Most similar to RiF (RIP.) Hopefully they add Piefed compatibility soon as my I’m mostly using the PieFed PWA these days. Interstellar may get good enough soon but at present it’s really jumpy when scrolling on my phone…

I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

Gluteus overhang?