Impeach our guy for actual acts he did? Fuck you, well just SAY your guy did stuff.

Check and MATE.

I didn’t notice the tiny backpack and it reminds me of the one I just bought for my toddler to go to daycare with only instead of false military masculinity, his is a rocket ship which is way cooler.

That is the tiniest mic sign ever.

Looks so weird.

Typically the party appoints someone through their own nominating process. There is a way of doing that but saying “we just don’t like this guy no more” isn’t really an acceptable one.

But he didn’t lose, remember? He’s still here trying to fight the good fight!

(I need to go wash my phone after typing that…)

Look, he DID see combat.

In pictures.

In the articles he wrote in his office securely in the middle of the base.

According to the Guard you have to have 3 years time-in-service to retire as that rank. He chose to retire as an E-8

It’s the same energy of evangelicalism has fuck all to do with the teachings of Christ. They’re all dog whistles.

Also republicans:

Remember that first season episode of TNG where brain worms took over control of Starfleet?

It’s like that but stupid.

RFK is a mind flayer confirmed

I can’t believe she went from having a talk show to this.

Wait, I’m thinking of RICKI Lake.

Let’s have more Ricki Lakes and less Kari Lakes!

Politician: “I was elected to listen to the voice of the people”

Voice of the people: “here’s a petition with 100,000 signatures on it from the people.”

Politician: “no, not like that!”

As far as they know I’m from the Netherlands.

I never thought I’d have to say “thank god the less insane Dade Phelan won the runoff”

God I hate living in this state.

Can we just make a rule to disallow USA Today posts?

That you don’t need to worry about so much.

Supporting Israel for many hardline Christians is a means to an end - it’s a step of fulfilling what they interpret to be biblical prophecy. They don’t actually give two shits about Jewish people, they care about Israelis.

It does work, you just have to have someone with charisma to pull it off. Obama has charisma. Trump has charisma. LBJ had charisma. FDR had charisma.

Biden has read the definition of charisma in a dictionary published in 1986.

Does that baby contribute to the economy?