Perfect

I literally cannot keep up with whether or not it’s open. He’s flooding the news in hopes of muddying the waters and hiding his failure.

Then you should wait November and dig a tunnel, Guy.

I’m sorry?

Indeed.

You know the best part about dictatorships?

1. No, they don’t.

2. No, they don’t.

Long-term this is fucking idiocy. The party that wants to take rights away from black people will NOT be on the right side of history, and they WILL eventually be just that. History.

Democrat voters will use this information to stay home in November, while Republicans fix elections to win them.

You can take my citizenship, it means nothing to me anymore. But you’ll have to take my Costco membership from my cold, dead hands.

They should take money out of people’s taxes and form some sort of system that educates children so that parents don’t have to.

Challenge: Your kid is weird.

Reward: I can teach my kid that LGBT people are subhuman scum without underpaid teachers trying to teach them that other people deserve basic human rights and dignities all while being vulnerable to the Mumps and Rubella.

No clothes on next to the pool. Nice.

War is more than shooting guns. Taking down grids and disrupting supply lines are all effective.

I thought Russia would take Ukraine in 3 days. Russia might have a bigger army, but a bigger stick doesn’t mean bigger brain.

Been hearing weekly this for 10 years. Shut the fuck up

Yeah, I ain’t perfect.

Yes and no. I’m saying white people have more rights than brown people.

What? White people have more rights than brown people.

Found the brown guy.