Ok, you go first.

I’m surprised they didn’t end up releasing her alone in a Walmart parking lot, in a different state, at 3am.

The only time you need a dictator is when you’re playing Secret Hitler. Can’t play without one!

And it doesn’t have to be just Minnesota.

And Trump is known for doing the dumbest thing possible in almost every situation, so …fuuuuuuuck.

My partner and I have been farting in front of each other since the very first date. We think it’s hilarious.

Nice work!

We can only speculate about it’s shape, and the speed at which it is delivered to the neck of the recipient.

Except they can’t physically keep the federal government away their people, just look at what ICE is doing. It would also prevent people from traveling out of state, or risk getting arrested in a red state.

The traditional new year’s food of the place I grew up is pork roast and sour kraut cooked in a crock pot for about 8 hours, with mashed potatoes.

How do you figure?

That happened to all plans during that time period, not just ACA plans.

It still managed to help a hell of a lot of working class people. It’s a net positive in my book.

Once I ordered online via their app and hadn’t noticed that it defaulted to a different location than the one I normal visit. When I got to the usual place to pick it up and they didn’t have my order, I realized my mistake. It would have been a major hassle to drive across town to pick it up, so I just left it go and ordered again from where I was currently.

Because they carry assault rifles.

My best advice? Stop considering 30 to be old.

This isn’t just one person doing this. It’s an entire conspiracy to turn this country in to a conservative “utopia”, where those in power get richer and those that aren’t get fucked.

Pretty much anything based on collecting cards or deck building.

It’s not just not legal, it’s nonsensical. Like, what does it even mean? How would it even be enforced? It’s just virtue signaling.

It’s just the extreme pessimism that comes with modern society, not necessarily a conspiracy thing.