Because we’re able to discuss hypothetical things without being literal to prove a point.

Not that it matters to his supporters buy he litterally said that he can be bought for a couple of pretty words.

He probably didn’t shoot becaue it is illegal to shoot a gun towards an ex-president.

My opponent has never chainsawed off the head of a dead whale for personal whale anatomy experiments. Do you really want someone without that valuable experience as second in line for the presidency?

I’m sure it doesn’t occur to the families that Trump was the one who set the dominos that ultimately led to the bombing.

At the infrastructure week was an impressive pile of binders filled with blank paper.

About 5.4.

That is something a lot of people would pay to see.

Thankfully ketchup is a little too spicy for someone from Minnesota so we don’t have to worry about Walz putting it on a hot dog.

McConnell stood up to that part of the system but still enabled the SC we have today.

And who would the concerned family member actually be? It almost had to be Eric or Jr. Surely none of the others give even the smallest shits.

“I’m sorry, our couch donuts aren’t glazed.”

That’s ok. He prefers to do that part himself.

It only sounded like he had marshmallows in his mouth because Twitt I mean X has shitty enough tech that they couldn’t support things. /s

Also, you’re 100% right. Debating against someone like Trump is hard because the will spit out lies faster than you can debunk them.

It’s weird just how many things that are a Republican’s nightmare are also in my dreams.

The Trump campaign said that until she is the nominee, contributions made to Biden should not be rolled over to the vice president

If their argument is that Harris shouldn’t use the Biden money until she is the official candidate then let them have the “victory”. Surely the $100 million she recieved in the last two days can carry the campaign a month until she is nominated.

But we all know they’ll move the goal posts once she’s nominated.

She had Irish heritage. To the GOP she might as well be from central Africa.

Its not unexpexted and doesn’t matter. I’m stil voting and it will be for whoever is running against Trump.

The cop was from Ohio but, per the article, wasn’t attending. It reads like Milwaukee hired a bunch of outside help from other cities police departments to help with security. I think this cop was one of those.

It would be a great opportunity for someone to sell a “Bite Me Trump” shirt. Supporters would wear it for its litteral meaning and opponent would wear it for the sarcastic meaning.

Also, pirates who like teethy BJs would wear it so people know what they’re into.

Salem wrote, “It was never our intent that the publication of the ‘2000 Mules’ film and book would harm Mr. Andrews.

Maybe it wasn’t their intent but they sure as shit didn’t care if it happened.