Don’t forget, on the firearm purchase application it asks if you currently or have ever smoked marijuana, which would exclude you from being allowed to purchase a weapon. I’d like to believe that question answered honestly would include almost every current firearm owner…so normal hypocrisy I suppose.

Killl meee set my soul freeee

Somehow, this is Biden the brain-dead criminal mastermind’s fault and Obama is a Muslim so therefore Clintons. All them TransMexicanBlackGayQueerDems are taking my money I earnt!

Is he going to award a medal to Arnold Palmers cock next?

Sounds funny not in German

Ihre Papiere, bitte. Wenn Sie nichts zu verbergen haben, werden Sie keine Angst haben

Uneducated, child-level emotions, an inability to discuss political viewpoints, and actual anger when criticizing their cult leader, who could have seen that coming.

Go go Governor Hotwheels! You’re handicapable while intentionally restricting aid and resources for others woohoo!

Finely somedat freeeedum* fer Texas!

*Your experience may differ.

More like microphallus

His excuse is he couldn’t give less of a fuck about you or any of the other poors. Somehow a billionaire supposedly cares about the same things we do

He’s like a friend’s older brother who isn’t educated but tells coolbro stories and conspiracies with no backing. It’s edgy and cool if you’re 14 with no life experience, but besides that it’s just noise which helped Yamtits get elected.

And eliminate COVID-19 by not reporting it.

You got my hopes up with the first word, comma, and numbers

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My first thought too. Wear your seat belt unless you’re in the bathroom or walking to it. Planes do crazy shit unexpectedly, now these people are a foot shorter because their necks went inside their body.

No shit, those with the ability to do arithmetic knew that before his first term.

TIME TO SEARCH HIS INTERNET BROWSER HISTORY

Birds of a feather rape children together

Hey I have an idea, how about Trump serves 20-25 years for multiple counts of statutory rape and then we’ll stop talking about how he raped kids.

He held down teenage girls and forced his tiny mushroom penis into them, then threatened their lives for snitching after what he would call sex.

And he doesn’t want you to acknowledge that or talk about it or ask questions.

And your local politician likely supports him despite his known pedophilic tendencies because of financial benefits.

And your racist neighbors likely support him because he’s deporting brown people.

And the lead pedophile at your local church likely endorsed him behind the pulpit as a man of gawd.

And the media owned by friends of Trump refuses to show court documentation explicitly describing these rapes.

So as I see it, it’s our American duty to never let this conversation die.

Yes, turns out people elect politicians to represent us in our government, not fuck kids and become rich through insider trading.

How does one normally execute a pdf file?