Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

“You used to kill animals for fun?!”

I think we’re in dire need of some Orcus right now.

And by extension, Putin.

I miss the good ol’ days when Bushy was the worst we could field. Ah, nostalgia.

The Tau…?

If only the person they voted for had said he intended to do this exact thing LOUDLY, REPEATEDLY AND PUBLICLY for the last 4 years…

“Again with the squeaky shoes…”

Of course she fell down the stairs, the windowsills were all getting painted that day! Do want to not pay a painter for another days work…?!

Wanna get high…?

AntiMAGA people in gov’t should find as many ways to stir the pot as they can.

These people are so mature and well adjusted that this could be accomplished by simply walking up to Trump and saying “did you hear what Vance said about you last night?” and then walking up to Vance and saying “did you hear what Elon said about you?” and then asking Elon “did you hear what Don Jr said about you?” No elaboration, let their “imaginations” run wild.

“Today’s show is brought to you by the letter 3!”

I dunno… there is video evidence of Butthead hitting on underage girls…

I’m sorry, but i see him more as a Butthead than a Beavis.

Hear hear from the 505.

turns slow circle, taking in Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska and Wyoming off in the distance, and completing the circuit on Utah

Well, fuck.

Disagree. We already have an excess of heartless reptiles running around.

Are these the “enemies within” that Trump kept talking about?