DagwoodIII

Best weapon is brains; don’t put yourself in a dangerous situation.

Any weapon you have to pull out is useless. Either they are already hitting you or will take it from you.

Best weapon is steel toed boots. Can’t be pulled out of your hand and your thighs are usually your strongest muscles.

He makes a good Poirot.

Back in the day, you could tell a comic character’s personality by what they smoked.

Geniuses and family men smoked pipes.

Bad guys and tough guys smoked cigars.

Evil women used cigarette holders. The more evil the woman, the longer the holder.

Anything you see on Amazon is made by a company.

Go to the company’s website and bypass Amazon.

I’m a man who likes to get my clothes from places that sell work clothes. They may be called uniform supply shops in your area.

And yes, prices are ridiculous right now.

I, too, remember the long lost past when $1 million seemed like a vast fortune.

In 1989, $1 million would buy you a nice house and you could live off the interest.

Good time to mention that Reagan gutted the FCC protections that kept companies from owning more than six radio stations across the country.

Read up on the Fairness Doctrine

Obviously

Obviously, the latter.

Quick search shows that the White House does have a swimming pool.

Certainly Mar-A-Pedo does.

Scalp transplant.

They take the skin from the back of the head and swap it with the bald patch in front.

Apparently it was so painful he lead Trump to beat up his wife, Ivana.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-exwife-claim-he-raped-her-resurfaces-in-new-documentary-a6836151.html

I looked that one up.

It means exactly what it sounds like; the young bucks would snap their whips over their horses’ heads to get the poor beasts to run faster.

Except for actual total defeat, which is seen as a ‘moral victory.’

See “Spanish Civil War,” “The Black Panthers,” and “Rosa Luxemburg”

6 7?

What does that even mean?

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I always like to point out that ex-slave Frederick Douglas bypassed a candidate who was strong for Abolition in order to work with Abe Lincoln, who was willing to keep slavery if it meant preserving the Union.

Douglas decided it was smarter for him to back the candidate who was most likely to win, in hopes that Lincoln could be persuaded once in office.

Old joke.

A scientist is incredibly vain. He gets hired to work with a disease that causes human skin to putrefy. One day he discovers he’s caught the disease. He looks in the mirror, and the skin is literally rotting off his face.

“Yes, but on me, it looks good.”

Six months from now he’ll be boasting about how splendid it was.

The original America250 plan was created a decade ago by a bi-partisan group. Trump’s Freedom250 was created in January 2025.

Even then, he had more than a year to come up with some great attractions.

If you never saw a wheel, and you made one, you invented it.

You just didn’t invent it first.

There’s a simple reason Trump acts like a cheap crook.

When he was working with the New York Mafia the real bosses kept their distance, because they knew he was a loudmouth weakling who’d never kept a secret.

Instead, they’d send low level goombahs to run him. Mooks who thought ripping off change machines at a laundry made them smart.

A Michael Corleone, or even a Tony Montana, would have extorted $50 billion out of the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2017.