3 hands of blackjack.
3 hands of blackjack.
They don’t know I’m watching them.
I’m always watching.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Wow, really? Do they expect you to finance a mortgage with existing credit?
If you can be a good boy/girl, get a credit card. Start with something that returns actual value, like a grocery store card or gas card. Something you can use for ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and then use the points or cash-back or whatever on necessities. Pay your bills with it, buy your groceries, use it everywhere you can.
Now, here’s the important part: pay the statement balance IN FULL on or before the due date. If you pay the statement balance every month, you’re basically getting a short term, 0% interest loan, and building your credit score at the same time.
Oh, and never get a credit card with any kind of annual fee or membership requirements. And when I said useful, I didn’t mean the Belle Tire card that gives you discounts on tires. WTF Belle Tire, how many tires do you think I’m going to buy?
In case you missed the part where I told you to pay off the statement every month, here it is again. Pay off the statement every month. No excuses. If you can’t pay for something in cash, don’t buy it with the card. Once you miss a payment, they start charging that ridiculous interest rate on everything you buy on the day you buy it. Once you miss a payment, you must STOP USING THE CARD until the balance is zero.
But if I find out you’re carrying a balance, I’ll find you and kick your ass myself.
Cancel Prime
Add ‘Personal Blocklist’ to your browser, block Amazon from search results (although ‘Google Hit Hider’ for Greasemonkey works better)
Amazon hasn’t managed to get any of my orders to me in fewer than 3 days for over a year. I just put together some computer parts using PCPartsPicker, and Amazon wasn’t the cheapest option on anything. There’s no advantage to using them anymore. They treat their employees like shit, they treat their suppliers like shit, and they force anyone selling through Amazon Marketplace to agree to some seriously fucked up shit.
I’m going to have to start power-lifting if I want to be Vishnu for Halloween.
Hmmmm…better idea, get a mask, go as Ganesha.
Duck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile
They’re just going to grow out of them.
I started there during the Great Reddit Migration. Made a few arguments against general censorship, and was downvoted to hell and back. Left when they blocked the piracy sub. Never looked back.
Put your text inside the brackets…like this:
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Authenticator Pro works with my Samsung Wear OS watch. I get the codes on my watch instead of switching between apps on my phone to get codes.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, updated for the 21st century.
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Indian* here, and I don’t know anyone offended by Indian summer.
*It says Indian on my ID.
“Why does everyone here have 5 heads and 1 arm?”
They have these in Amsterdam. Each room comes with its own maid.