Diplomjodler

Make America Saudi Arabia again!

Hitler escaped a considerable number of assassination attempts. If anyone is in charge out there, they’re a huge dick.

Won’t happen. They both know they depend on each other.

The toadies know that. They have no shame or self respect.

Just the person to entrust the most powerful military of the world with.

Don’t make me menacingly brandish my cane, you pesky whippersnapper!

If any immigrant actually buys this, they deserve to be deported.

Hate is going to win, obviously.

Пожалуйста, товарищ!

And will this shake the Democrats out of their complacency?

Anybody who claims to be surprised is either a liar, a moron or both.

Abso-fucking-lutely fucking not.

All these polls are done by phone so it’s all seniors.

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And cocaine. Lots of cocaine. All the waiters are undocumented.

Shipping all 70 million of them to Turkmenistan might be a logistical challenge.

Totally not the actions of an occupying army.

The party logo will be an ancient far eastern peace symbol.

So does Musk. It’s going to be the bum fight of the year. I hope there’ll be video.

Can they please get on with it already?