Shh, not too loud. Our plan to take over Europe is slowly unfolding

Me

In France, people are sometimes paid 13/14 months a year. It means you get two months as a bonus, so it’s relevant in this case to tell the yearly salary

Ryanair when I was around 13/14yo. I wasn’t expecting something like business class on a A380, but boi that was a surprise. But I still enjoyed the take off.

Of course, 28, French. 99,99% of people here drive manual (or at least know how to).

I started music when I was like 7/8, my parents encouraged me to do so. And here we are, 20 years later, my dad told me cocaine would’ve probably been way cheaper.

Like some of us, a few weeks before the end of Apollo on Reddit. Been enjoying the ride so far, with its ups and downs.

Sounds like a motivational speech and I love it.

I had a Sega Pico and a PS1 so early I can’t really remember. I was maybe 5/6, idk. But it wasn’t like today : I had to plug and unplug the console everytime I wanted to play, so I wasn’t playing a lot at all. Then I got a Game Boy Color and boi, game was on.

I’m from 1995.

Tricky indeed.

I do that too. But when I show it to other people, I usually get “Eww why would you show me dick pics you disgusting pig I’m calling HR you twisted muppet”

Well, in french we have the simple yet effective “Enculé de ta race” and I just can’t translate it. If someone’s brave enough to do it, many thanks in advance.

I can quite easily remove the blade yes ! ’s how it looks like without it

User manual says it can. Never came across a blaster… yet.

https://youtu.be/NIQIo8QJuJQ?si=BfkxXfJrUpEcTx5K

Good evening Ozzy !

I have a perfectly accurate 1:1 scale lightsaber replica of Luke Skywalker. It turns on, it’s really bright, it reacts accordingly to how I swing it, can deflect blasters and makes tons of cool sounds…

I don’t bring it up in conversation, but when people find out they get really excited (well, boys mostly)

SSD 250go : OS HDD 2To : Storage SSD NVMe 1To : Games (will probably upgrade to 2/3To)

Nothing. You breathe twice, then blackout. You wake up in a bedroom, feels like an unpleasant and quite huge hangover. Then, as the anesthesia fades away, you might feel the pain coming progressively (depending on what you have).

Always take spare batteries for your GameBoy

Anne Frank, I’m a cautious guy when it comes to fighting