

Trust
Yeah, we don’t do that any more. Trust died in 2016. Now if you want us to change our minds, you’ll have to tell us why.
And in this case, it better be a pretty fucking good reason.


Trust
Yeah, we don’t do that any more. Trust died in 2016. Now if you want us to change our minds, you’ll have to tell us why.
And in this case, it better be a pretty fucking good reason.


ghost
That’s a weird way of spelling “LLM”.


who the fuck is “we”!?
If it’s Kushner talking, “we” is Saudi Arabia and Israel.


We just told Republicans that they need to cheat more.


Here begins the list of qualifications.
Here ends the list of qualifications.


“Trump Insiders Leak How He Is a Carbon-Based Lifeform.”


Man, you’re really bad at propaganda. Like really bad.


It’s a plan by the wealthy, who couldn’t give less of a shit about abortion, or bible verses in schools, or trans athletes. The wealthy have co-opted the right to implement their plan for them.


“I was disappointed in Jeanine Pirro. Really disappointed in Jeanine Pirro,” he added. “She folded like an umbrella.”
This from someone who doesn’t know how to fold an umbrella.


There were three other misdemeanor cases, at least one of which has been dropped so far.
A spokesperson for Pirro said the filing spoke for itself. Her office also moved to dismiss at least one of the other three misdemeanor cases that had been brought in connection with the Reflecting Pool.


The people who have been targeting specific races for greater mistreatment have revealed that they are in fact prejudiced against those races.


I couldn’t look at myself if I were a knee-jerk troll, so I guess we’re even.


Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.


If you can’t beat 'em, rig the elections.
If that doesn’t work, throw 'em in jail.
Straight out of the autocrats’ playbook.


“We have been told to either grab them before they leave their parking spot, or follow them and arrest them where they stop (ie a gas station or place of work) to avoid these situations,” said an ICE official from the South.
“This shit isn’t normal,” the official said. “Whatever these chucklefucks did in Maine and Houston is serious.”
Please please tell me this is real and not satire…


It’s my honor to ask his little sister, Darline Graham, to finish his work for him now.
Ah yes, his very important work of ensuring the Senate doesn’t ever do anything useful.


If your title differs from the site’s, it should only be to add context or be more descriptive.


Trump said he still needed to inform the “company” and added “but that’ll work out all right.”
“I don’t actually have the power to offer this agreement, but I’m gonna do it anyway, 'cause fuck 'em.”


Someone needs to replace the “Freedom Fuel” sign with a hammer and sickle, and “STATE-OWNED AUTOMOBILE FUEL COMPANY”
The DOJ wasn’t looking for convictions.
It was looking for a way to make protesters so miserable that others won’t follow suit.
Trials are tedious, stressful, and expensive. By making it clear that protesters will face a felony trial, the DOJ has effectively suppressed protest.