sharpen the edges, and it’s a home defense weapon

oh man probably me too. either that or Evanescence.

i was a angsty lil’ dickhead omg

“Pretty fly, for a wi-fi.”

I guess I haven’t seen that many, but there aren’t any comments yet, so I win by default!

It wasn’t English class before you got here — but, unfortunately, it turned out you missed the other English classes! No big deal, though, we’re happy to pivot.

So, let’s talk about the subjunctive …