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Mutual.
Regards.
If douchebaggery were a harnessable fissile energy source, these two shitcunts in close proximity could power North America for a thousand generations.
Dunno, I was actually leaning more towards the “indefensible, blatantly criminal fabrication of ‘facts’ of the sort that crumble under even the most casual gaze” kind of material weakness.
My smile grew larger with each paragraph.
But I reached near-euphoria with these masterpieces of financial journalism:
The filing also warns shareholders that Trump’s involvement in the company could put it at greater risk than other social media companies.
and…
TMTG also disclosed to regulators that the company had identified “material weaknesses in its internal control over financial reporting” when it prepared a previous financial statement for the first three quarters of 2023.
😁
(Pushes up glasses) “the length of your lawn is in clear violation of condo HOA bylaws”
My man looks like he could target some Cool Ranch Doritos with some onion dip.
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Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.
Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :
https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map
Google-fu powers, activate!
https://perfectunion.us/map-where-are-starbucks-workers-unionizing/
What do we call this one?
This beaut was featured in a HuffPost story recently. Not only is it stupendously, embarrassingly clownish, but an entire team of people selected this image above all others to feature in their article.
Wondering if your vocal control will outlast your other fine motor skills, and therefore have you considered just recording your yourself monologuing anecdotes, impressions, commentary, what have you? I’m reminded of folks’ oft-time lament that they did not record their loved one’s voices in an every day setting and being unable to recall exactly how they sounded after they are gone.
You gotta wade through a lot of bullshit on social media generally, even here in the fediverse which I’m sure we consider to be a cut above. But every once in a while, you strike gold in a post like this. This place is a better place and I am richer for you having posted. I wish you the best of luck here and in the beyond.
I’d posit that piano man is a pompous song by one of the most pompous pricks in pop music, who grows more pompous and self absorbed with every passing moment.
You are not wrong. In fact, it is arguably the most compelling show on TV period.