Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Sounds like Wine Gramma Pirro is having a tough time.

Good.

Venture Capital.

Floored. Stunned. Dumbfounded. Bewildered. Agape.

Where have we seen this before? Oh right.

https://www.cascadepbs.org/investigations/2024/10/small-businesses-continue-legal-battle-over-denied-pandemic-aid/

Blind faith is a mental illness as far as I’m concerned.

I mean we all knew he hates Puerto Ricans since before his first term.

I mean this was inevitable. Those idiots clearly don’t live in reality or they’d have banned this at the same time.

She looks pretty good for 60. On the outside - her soul is still made out of rotting corpses soaked in piss.

It’s amazing to me how all of them - every single one - has the mindset of “it’s not like it’ll ever happen to me.”

A sin tax? Really? I mean they should be taxed because every other self employed person is, not for stupid moralistic reason. Just do what the rest of us do and keep your scorn for their choices in your head and drink yourself to death.

Like an extra sticky turd.

In today’s news that surprises nobody…

When your Secretary of War is 235 proof.

If only we lived in a better timeline where she leaked the Epstein Files as revenge.

Trump is a pathologically lying, maliciously narcissistic, brain damaged, subhuman troglodyte, so yeah that tracks.

The Antichrist checklist just keeps filling up. Good thing I don’t believe in that shit. Apparently the evangelicals don’t either.

Did nobody tell those ass-breathers that pardons only work for past crimes?