I don’t think we wrested Florida from the jaws of the deep. I think the deep left it on our doorstep and ditched. We’re stuck with it unless we can pawn it off on the moon or something.

But they said AFTER shitting their pants, so really we’re just hoping two drug-addled fuckheads very reasonably shit themselves before dying so there’s insult added to injury.

“Thoughts and prayers!”

“Uh we’d like some more thoughts, please.”

“Well we’re OUT of thoughts! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”

“So my choice is ‘and prayers’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.”

Good thing there’s a decades old, federally-funded space agency—oh wait.

It’s a race. By the time he dies, will you still be able to afford a trip to shit on his grave?

You want a president who’s wise above all else, because that person will know how to make up for their deficiencies with a good cabinet, good advisors, and good policies.

Trump is neither smart nor wise.

HELL YES. 🎉

https://imgur.com/photo-of-president-trumps-rose-garden-speech-notes-5FmpThQ

Reading is one of his many achomlishments.

Targeting non-criminals? We shouldn’t have such behavior in the Oval Office! Impeach him!

I grew up with science classes telling us always state the digits individually. One point three two.

But obviously it was stolen by a liberal, not a foreign agent, so you’re obviously wrong and stupid.

Get the cheapest intern you’ve got and task them with getting as many follow up letters and wasted effort as possible. Ask for clarifications, redirect, misdirect, delay. Lawyers are expensive.

My hiccup remedy is to take a moderately deep breath, then say, out loud, “Now” right before you hiccup again.

Usually, the control and attention keep it from happening again. I’ve had many people do this and just go, “oh, I guess they went away…” 👀

Hell yes.

It makes me so mad that Namco patented load screen minigames for long enough that load screens have kinda gotten scarce and short enough that we don’t need the time waster anymore.

He’s not embarrassed. It’s not possible. He’s just pumping and dumping the global economy along with his friends and doesn’t give a fuck what happens or what anyone thinks of it.

I get that disrupting family dynamics sucks, but “I don’t hang with fascists” has gotta be like the easiest and most beneficial life rule anyone could ever adopt. My dad’s a piece of shit. I walked away and have never looked back.

Ellon DeGenerate

Assjowl?

A huge difference between the left and the right is that the left respects the citizens and gives them the benefit of the doubt on how much they understand and consider. The right doesn’t overestimate them and accurately reckons and takes full advantage of their reactive, unanalytical character.

Very true, but that only works on a small scale for a specific thing. This economy is about to crush almost all of us. There will be no denying it.