The mail carrier used pepper spray to stop the defendant.

Please let there be video. I need it.

https://youtu.be/q9RAZxNdCk8

It’s all I can think of whenever someone mentions their marriage

Are we to believe that this is the reason Miller, Vance, and Loomer all wear skin masks? Seems convenient.

This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.

I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.

Showering would upset his molting cycle.

Yeah, that’s basically what they want. They are fine with the new rabid brand of GOP fascism ruining the country and the western world.

Many of these people are the ones who chant “death to America.” They just want to burn it down on the chance that something better might replace it someday in the future. Never mind the fascism and death that would result in the meantime. They’re not shy of violence anyway, but it’d be easier for them if it’s someone else doing it. It’s why they support leaders like Putin and Kim - they may be objectively shit, but they’re against the west, so…

The naive idealism is just a means to manipulate otherwise well-meaning people into supporting their cause. I don’t like choosing the lesser evil either, but when full-blown fascism is on the ballot, along with even worse outcomes for Palestinians, it’s obvious what needs to be done.

I could see it in an attack ad. Black and white footage of Trump looking confused and tired - “what the hell am I doing here?”

I tried. Damn this accursed battery!

That dude’s name? Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh

1. You are human. Accept that imperfection is a built-in feature. No one is going make 100% of people happy. It’s not possible.

2. 95% is great. Your lessons are more successful than most, I reckon. You know if you’re doing a good job or not. You’re the expert here - not the 5%.

3. You have to accept that you can’t control how other people feel, how things affect them, or how they behave. Your lessons may just not reach certain types, and that is probably not your fault. It may not be their fault either, but they may not understand that.

4. Students (especially teenagers and often college-age) often think they know the one right way that everything should be done. They’ll find out eventually, hopefully, that their views aren’t infallible, or they’ll grow up to be insufferable. Many students are also just vindictive in reviews if they find out a class isn’t as easy as they expected or if they got a bad grade when they didn’t study. The possibilities are so endless that you’ll just drive yourself insane if you try to take every criticism at face value, when they may well be mostly fiction. (Your being upset by the negative reviews may be their intention.)

Look at other reviews of other instructors, teachers, professors, etc. and you’ll see a pattern. Grade yourself on a curve.

He might get counseling from some evangelical pastor though, and come out of it even more terrible than he already is.

The most common side effect is anal leakage. Other side effects include rapid heart beat, sudden mood swings, frequent urination, dehydration, suicidal thoughts, paranoia, and death. Contact your doctor if you experience chest pain, difficulty breathing, or if a vein bursts open in your head or neck.

(Ruins beloved song.)

Kamala Biden and Tim Apple

“Well I like that she hates trans people, but I can’t vote against the free market.”

• Missouri GOP primary voters

Weird that they are running a rabidly anti-gay platform while gingerly touching their nose tips together on camera.

They would slash their own salaries to $7.25 or less and enjoy the usual net pay raises from their billionaire donors and stock increases as a reward for keeping it that way.

And voters will cheer them on for being so selfless and suffering with the common man.

“He can’t just transfer it! He needs to launder it through a casino.”

They’re not morally satisfied with anyone who’s not a white father of at least 5 children from at least 3 mothers.

They had me in the first half