FuglyDuck

Bwhaha.

This is gonna end well.

What? So he can tear gas the penguins?

Send him to the North Pole. He might give a polar bear some indigestion, but that’s acceptable.

“If it bleeds it leads!”

“Wait! Not like this!”

-Pete Kegshit

Doesn’t matter how evil you are, if you can be competent, all any one will say for a while is, “at least he’s not Trump”.

They fail the competency-caveat, though.

I find it interesting that you assume they would not have voted for Trump.

You know that Bernie lost the primary because the DNC cheated for Hilary, right?

Yes those documents were leaked by Russians. But they still existed. (Mostly, at least.)

The entire primary set up also is pretty biased. We don’t know how Bernie would have done outside a couple states because most states never got a primary vote.

Further, Hilary was soft amid the same people that were passionate for Bernie.

He might’ve been “boring” but he actually had a chance at winning and the DNC decided to fuck that up.

great. Open AI gonna be writing our laws now.

GOOD.

they should be afraid of more than just losing their jobs.

but we can’t afford healthcare.

or basic services.

With the price of gas?!? Use that stuff for fuel!

Daddy Warbucks gonna make sure the people pay for their shit.

It’s not backsliding if he’s always been a bigot.

And frankly, the way he deals with homelessness is bad enough for me to vociferously oppose him.

We need solutions that fix people’s problems, not feeds the prison slave labor industry.

Slap a tax for any company whose ceo makes some percentage more than its core work force.

We can get all fancy on the math, but their pay is not commensurate to the value they bring

It’s about Netty-bo yanking on Trump’s leash.

this isn’t our war. it’s Netanyahu’s. (and maybe the Saudis, too.)

and some form of ranked voting.

And maybe some form of nation-wide recall systems to deal with the fettermans of the world.

What’s to deliberate?

No kings. No fuckwits. No gaudy monstrosities!

Crawl back into the cave with the rest of the troglodytes?

I think we maybe need to force these idiots watch School House Rock again.

Maybe their voters, too.

Judge: “I think RFK should get shot. Is that unreviewable?”

DoJ lawyer: “Judge? Did you mean to say that out loud?”

RFK: <squeaky trombone noises>

Drunk Nazis Spin Doctors, even.