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He does, though. They’re just small and hard to see.

(Mercifully.)

“Also, Also, we like to slurp cheetos in a suggestive manner.”
“Bro, you can’t say that on a hot mic.”
“But it’s true…”

“The leopard surely won’t eat my face! I’m helping get him elected!”

And let’s be honest here, steins foreign policy is almost literally cut and pasted from the kremlin’s party line. I assume they fixed some translation errors.

“When I’m president you’ll never have to [get to] vote again!”-the orange turd.

But it’s okay, Because you’re not afraid of trump.

Yuup. The crime of the century.

it’s got nothing on all the crimes he’s been indicted for or convicted of.

Walz gonna lead with a backhanded “thanks for coming, I know it’s hard to make time to get off the couch.”

But trump won the last debate with so much winning!!!

they’re holding out for the Dream Chaser anyway.

Considering I mentioned taxis… yes. I remember taxis.

But this goes a bit beyond corporations looking out for their interests. the whole “we’re not taxis” thing was specifically to negate local ordinances that require licensing and provide extensive regulations of taxis services. Like, service inspections, insurance requirements. Background checks to make sure your employees aren’t psychotic ax murderers.

as fucked as NY’s medallion system is, it’s actually stopping a host of problems that Uber failed to address. instead of complying with the rules… it argued (successfully,) that it was a ride-share matching service, and wasn’t any different than a person paying another for a ride into town.

Later, in CA they argued (again, successfully, at least in part,) that it’s employees weren’t employees but actually independent contractors. Specifically to get around minimum wage rules.

and they’re dumping in shitloads of money to stop public service specifically so as to maintain their stranglehold on the industry.

Government is also fucked up. but Uber and Lyft are a part of why goverment is fucked up. (after all, they’re people too… right…?)

until it’s him that gets fucked over.

what they don’t realize is he’s fucking everyone over constantly. They’re being fucked over and too stupid to realize it.

when people tell you who they are… believe them.

Sooo many people follow trump without believing a word he says.

You’d think Unions would just reject that bullshit, but then Teamsters is … probably fully on board.

Here’s what I don’t get.

He’s incredibly consistent, not paying contractors, or employees. Or paying fractions of what the contract actually stipulated.

I don’t get why any contractor would work for him. any contractor that works with trump is going to get fucked over. its how he operates.

Most ag business, the people working the fields don’t own the land, the corporations do. Most of America’s farmland is owned by corporations and is worked on by employees being paid peanuts. (Frequently, undocumented immigrants whose status is being used to keep them from complaining about the illegally low wages.)

I don’t need to address anything.

You don’t need to either. That’s your choice.

But once again- you do seem to want to persuade people…. And I’m trying to help you do that. You do you, but you’re not going to get very far.

Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

(He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)

You know. You’re missing the point?

Your methods do not work. You know that. You can see the results.

All people are going to remember from your interactions is that you were a preachy jerk.

And it’s yet another interaction that reinforces the image that all vegans are preachy jerks- even if it is far from the truth.

You are literally hurting your cause.

Can we get that truck a medal?

but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.