FuglyDuck

I need this for like, every gas pump.

they don’t even do their own stunts.

“Sure, Jan. Sure. Whatever you say you stupid fuck.”- Netanyahu.

The problem is these perverts spend far too much time thinking about children and their genitals.

Partly became their religion is cool with it.

The empire would have been more stable if they pushed Arquitens cruisers over star destroyers.

But then, the empire wasn’t meant to be stable or effective, either.

It’s biblical.

Especially when the third wife is still a child.

I wouldn’t be surprised.

He’s cosplaying and he thinks he looks cool. But he can’t even be bothered to even make it any better than a crappy Fortnite knock off skin bought from Wish Halloween (like spirit, but with a new and improved funky smell)

Naw. That’s what the vest is for.

(But he really should learn how to wear it. That loose might be more likely to get him dead than not wearing it all. Assholes shouldn’t cosplay.)

2 years ago.

And fuck the assholes who were like “but we have to play by the rules or they won’t!” Cuz they haven’t been for decades.

But there’s the rest of the crime family

It’s gonna be hilarious when someone not corrupt gets into office and orders an audit.

Hegseth is all for helping incompetent losers.

Without knowing anything else about them, i would happily wager that they’re more competent, more professional and more capable than the white guys Kegshit is pushing.

Yes, Delaware. You’re insane.

Also fuck Citizens United, which this is a logical consequence of.

What conflict of interest? They have interests, Trump has interests, and they’re all aligned!

Does the treasury department even have a marketing team?

“We’ll put him in marketing. It’s mostly bullshit anyway!”

Pretty sure that would make him ineligible as president.

Not that, according to the constitution nobody seems to give a rats ass about any more, that Trump is already ineligible.

He wears shoes that add 3 inches to his height. It’s why he’s alway hunched forward. (They’re basically concealed platform heels.)

Just saying…. He’s even shorter than we guess.

So, how much you wanna bet he wasn’t actually invited?

It’s nice to know that he cares as much for us as he does his own son… kinda touching really.