They hate porn.

I love Satan. So much. He sure is cooler than that fucking cunt Jesus.

No you’re not.

I’m Canadian. We have first past the post. Largely its a toss up between 1 of 2 parties federally but our far left party has won provincial elections and was within spitting distance of winning federally in recent memory.

It isnt fptp that’s prevenring you from electing a third party. Its your share delusion that it can’t happen.

I don’t like driving…

I don’t need to drive

Owning a car is stupidly expensive. And its an expense I don’t need to pay.

Cars make people lazy and entitled and create divisions between them. When you’re driving you’re not around other people like you would be on public transit. They’re bothered.

My ides for a reality.show.is kind of like.a game show. You give people a bunch of cocaine and then send then to work in some sort of quarry breaking rocks. Whoever does the best gets a bunch more cocaine, while the loser just gets a little bit of.cocaine. They’ll work in the quarry for 8 hours a day with their off time spent however they’d like in a group living situation. Probably doing their cocaine. At the end of every week the person with the least amount of cocaine is disqualified. The prize for winning is a shit load of cocaine.

That’s it. That’s the show. It would be important to select.people that would actually do the cocaine. No teetotalers. Also: open bar.

I use bing for porn. Its great for porn.

No its where my couch and television and hammocks are.

This doesn’t feel accurate for some reason. Maybe because I’m on drugs.

As someone who recently completed work on an 8 and a half tall demon statue in his living room, I approve.

I’m with you.

Local everything I possibly can.

I’m not sure what baehaw is. I don’t really)l care? So it if you want to or don’t.

Free bitter fruit rollup

Amen. Everything google touches turns to shit. Everything.

Prescriptive vs. descriptive grammar.

Descriptive grammar describes language, and tries to understand the structure and usage of words and sentences. Prescriptive grammar dictates how it should be used.

Schindler’s list. Yeah aliens. It’s like that. Go ahead and end us thx.

Yeah. And we should be able to legally marry our printers too. I’m sick of the fact that nobody recognized my relationship with my printer even though we sleep together every night. In ever sense of that term.