So the third attempt? My binary is rusty.

You can’t take credit when you’re the 11th attempt.

Well now I’m sad.

A better analogy would have been “Selling ice to penguins”

The signatures on the mail-in votes wouldn’t match what the state has on record (I doubt this 60 year old MAGAt is a master forger) and wouldn’t be verified or recorded. Then elections officials might look at where these mail-in ballots were sent and MAGAt gets a visit from police for voter fraud anyway.

Makes sense, Juggalos hate fascists and despite Kamala being a cop, Trump is the bigger fascist.

Although it is weird to see Eminem and ICP on the same side of something.

A decaying orbit into the sun you say

You’re thinking of a trilobite

A lie of omission is still a lie.

Not saying he staged them himself, but the campaign had those fundraising emails ready to go very quickly after the second one. Since the SS didn’t kill this one, maybe we’ll get some actual answers about who he is rather than more armchair speculation.

This puts me in the mood for orange chicken.

Was working during the debate, but caught a few seconds of it here and there while delivering.

Trump looked really tired, like he missed his afternoon bump.

Kamala looked like a fighter in her prime.

Just a shallow perspective from someone who tried to avoid the debate as much as possible.

Instead of testing his capacity, can we instead test his capacitance? Light him up like Topsy the Elephant?

Does Trump know the word “dignified”?

Eh, Putin can have his dog back. Just make sure he doesn’t come back.

United States Navy Test Frequency Catalog Volume Three

Lmao as a Minnesotan born and raised I’m offended by your accurate statement.

The National Guard protects and serves quite a bit after natural disasters. Maybe it’s referring to that?

Why not both?

Minnesotan here, he’s a homerun. Living under his governorship has been great (for one thing we’ve actually got a public option for health insurance here) and I’ll be a little sad to see him go. His Lt Governor is also great, though, so we’ll be okay.