“My brother in Christ” before every stupid comment on reddit. I was over it the very first time I read it.

Why they ruin all the fun?

That makes sense. Thank you.

Does your title need an edit?

Hot. PM sent.

ASL

Hauntingly relevant considering the recent news about the contamination of half of Australia with this stuff…

The Batman 2022 with it’s constant dreary atmosphere and insanely repetitive soundtrack.

America is so damn crazy. What the hell is put in the water over there!?

Albizzia julibrissin flower tea, once per day to nourish the heart and the spirit.

OOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!

“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)

“Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)

“What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)

Aussie here…

6/10 (-3 because you at least need some jus)