I want to see that video she has. It’s hard enough to listen to trump. The transcript almost helps him because people can go at their own pace.

Turn them into was/were.

“20 subs and I jump up on the counter and fire wildly into the air”

Hey, I got the right sport. That’s the best I can do.

You bet your ass, if I had any photoshop skills, Kash’s stupid wide-eyed stare would be on the players’ faces.

It’ll resolve, alright. Goes to see the pope, pope dies. Goes to a re-election rally, guy doesn’t get elected. Let’s see if Vance is invited to a party to celebrate Trump’s life.

Missiles will launch and two weeks later when congress is back from their break they’ll write a letter asking him to stop.

“Construction begins anew for more holes at the Mar-a-Lago Golf Course”

I’m having trouble believing the “used to” part.

They’ll say it in private but vote completely different when the time comes. Can’t trust anything that comes out of the mouth of a person with ® next to their name.

January 6th

English, senior year of high school. The one class I got a B in throughout high school. Stupid opinionated class. I still believe that teacher didn’t like me. Got A’s on college with the same writing style. Fuck you, Mrs. Farnsworth. I don’t care that it’s been nearly 20 years now.

I was working night shift during the elections. Watching it all unfold produced a lot of feelings.

looney

(I get the feeling the joke was intentional)

Before:

After, and only available for 2026:

In other news, the Treasury is drafting a new $1 coin with the fuck-knuckle on both sides

Drafted image (WIP)

Take what good news you can

At :20 you can see the fear in is eyes as he’s about to just eat the right hook. Glorious shot.

Thankfully, there’s usually one person in the comments who braves the bullshit to bring the actual meat of the article. I was going to, but I see someone already quoted the main point.

I’m not sure when exactly it was generated, but they missed out on having Trump in his baseball hat for the receiving of remains.