Really? You would pick a knife over a large blunt sheet strapped to your arm that can both block and bludegeon your opponent? Disregarding any sharp edges or spikes, a large shield can easily break bones if swung at someone.

In a knife vs. shield fight, the shield is an easy victor.

While MAGA has their head up their ass and loves to pretend to be a target; they are partially a rubber band effect of cancel culture going too far. Don’t believe me? Ask Al Franken.

Yea, and just like Trump said, he’s just “doing the Red Cross”. Yes, that’s right. It’s not that he belongs to the Red Cross or is supporting the organization known as the Red Cross, he is “doing the Red Cross”. You know, the famous medical procedure? He’s performing it in this image.

My point is that essentially ALL elections these days have blatant abuse. So saying “well if it wasn’t for the blatant abuse…” is pointless because it’s pretty much guaranteed to be present. It doesn’t really matter how close or popular someone gets because the powers that be have their thumb on the scale.

“Almost” only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

MAGA melts down

Fuck off. No they didn’t. I very much doubt that 95% of MAGA even saw this interview, and the remaining 5% made their own conclusions.

Why do we allow Daily Beast here? They are nothing but click-bait of the worst kind.

I’m not convinced by that whole theory that “if everyone voted, the elections would turn out different!”. If we follow the Law of Large Numbers, the results would be pretty much the same.

And tomorrow the sun is definitely gonna rise in the west! Im so super sure of it this time!

I don’t see what’s stupid about eating food from street vendors.

Unless you just completely took the click-bait headline at face value and thought he was talking about literally eating food off the street. And if that’s the case, maybe you should look in a mirror before calling anyone stupid.

What the hell are you talking about? Their base supports them and they are doing everything they can to appease their base even further.

Oh wait! Are you under the misconception that their base is made up of regular people? HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that’s a good one. Do you think this is the 90’s or something?

Their base is their rich doners. They don’t give a single flying fuck about regular voters, and they don’t have to. The majority of people are too stupid to vote for anyone except who their pocket of media tells them to vote for, and all media is controlled by the rich; so as long as they appease the rich, they are pretty much guaranteed the election results they want.

Captain Perfect on his way to fight the forces of Good.

In Practice: “Actually, the rules state the property goes to auction if you don’t buy it. Also, money doesn’t go in the middle for Free Parking. And if there aren’t enough houses then no one can build more.”

In Reality: “Well we’ve never played like that before, so we’re not going to change it. Stop being mean to your brother and just use something else for the extra houses.”

Kinks are hereditary.

Nah. She’s not like Bernie. Bernie reached people on the other side. Lots of conservatives and centrists agreed with him on principle in a lot of topics. But AOC, oh buddy, they despise her. She would be an amazing president, not a snowflakes chance in hell she would win.

People have been calling me pessimistic for saying the midterms are the Dems election to lose but just… For fuck sakes have you all not been paying attention for the last decade?! Like seriously, you people trust the Democrats to run good campaigns? Have you not seen how Republicans have been putting their thumb on the scale every possible chance they get? How many times do you have to go up against a stacked deck before you learn the game is rigged?

If a race is less than +5 in favor of the Dem, it’s a loss. If a race is less than +15 in favor of the Dem, it’s a toss up. Lots of people taking it as a given that the Dems will take back the House (some dumbasses are even entertaining the idea that they’ll magically take the Senate, lol), but it’s very much an uphill battle. How the fuck does no one else see this?

McConnell’s Ghost: “No. Wtf are you gonna do about it, dumbass? That’s right, nothing.”

Not responding at all would make people accuse him of being a Zionist. Saying “no, we won’t be doing that, are you fucking stupid?” is correct, but would also make people accuse him of being a Zionist. So instead of acting, which he can’t do, he’s “examining” the possibility and “weighing his options”; those options being jack shit.

Only children or the incredibly stupid think there is any reality where this could happen.

Less than 10000 cases does NOT sound like the “worst outbreak this century”.

And I’d like a puppy that speaks English and shits gold, but I’m not a child who believes in shit that’s never going to happen.

Dems will not win the Senate, get real.