Hmm? I see femcels depicted in Japanese fiction quite a lot. The character archetype where some crazy girl chases some poor dude with a knife out of love is rather popular.

Or maybe the author doesn’t count those because it’s Eastern.

You need only inform your nearest law enforcement officer that you favor China’s government. Of course, deportation will not involve sending you to your Earthly country of origin. It will instead involve sending you to God directly, for judgement. But only after you reveal all you know to the uh, presiding cops looking over you. Naturally.

I’d argue the opposite. No doubt people like Chip Roy would favor a slow and painful demise for anyone he views as a race traitor.

Ah yes. If Iran has nukes, then they will be used within the hour to kill us all. Confirmed by vacuous truth.

hmm yes “short term pain long term gain” and somesuch. Oh, and “you need to be a team player”.

Gas costing $50 at the pump will aid renewables advocacy immensely.

Or it means a lot more people will be unemployed. The Enforcer Class wants more people to beat within an inch of death.

Trump made a response to the NYT article.

For those people that still read The Failing New York Times and, despite the fact that Iran has been totally OBLITERATED, Militarily, and otherwise, you would think that Iran is actually winning or, at the very least, doing quite well — But that’s not true, and The New York Times knows that it’s FAKE NEWS! When does this Corrupt Media Outlet apologize for their LIES and horrible actions against me, my supporters, and our Country itself! HAVE THEY NO SHAME? HAVE THEY NO SENSE OF DECENCY? President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Things get even more fun if you look at the Gnostic view of Armageddon.

Gnostics believe that God (the Abrahamic God, anyway) is an evil piece of shit. The whole Judgement Day thing is Abrahamic God exerting control over the physical realm, because you’re supposed to think that you’re not allowed to say no to him. Same goes for Armageddon - it has to be a big bombastic event because God hates you and wants you to suffer for not believing in him.

Gnostic Armageddon is more personal. Your goal is to begin Armageddon, except Armageddon affects you and you alone, and when enacted you get tossed out of Abrahamic God’s domain into somewhere more spiritual. While everyone else gets stuck fighting wars for their bloodthirsty master, you get to see what comes next.

If Trump was Putin’s puppet, he wouldn’t TACO out of his disputes with Europe. Greenland wouldn’t be in Danish hands. Hell, Putin’s puppet might even want to join the war in Ukraine on Russia’s side.

The only person Trump cares about is Trump. The best Putin can hope for is that Trump destroys a bunch of shit indiscriminately, which he is doing quite well. Some of the destroyed shit could be Russian assets, which Russia will have to endure.

A lot of people don’t understand this.

Early on, only adult men with land could vote.

In the War of 1812, many people opposed conquering Canada not because it would be morally wrong, but because annexed Canada would give too much power to the abolitionist states.

Then we had Andrew Jackson, the Trump of the early 1830s, who did a bunch of bad shit. And South Carolina kicked off some prelude to the Civil War with Nullification.

Pretty much everything from Reconstruction to WW2 was big corporate doing whatever they wanted with the American population. With some disruptions involving angry employees, of course.

Trump would build the Tower of Babel in his name if he could.

Who to wage war against? Oh, there are so many options!

• Iran: Trump loves breaking agreements. Invading Iran would be a natural step in that direction.
• Canada: Trump might decide that today’s the day Canada becomes the 51st state.
• Greenland: Same idea.
• Mexico: Trump has wanted to fight the cartels for a long time. Maybe he decides to attack them next.
• Cuba: Trump wants to torture these guys. He can do it first hand with an invasion.
• Vatican City: Trump may decide that he’s had enough of the Pope, so he kills a bunch of people in Rome and installs an antipope.

Hmm, yes, but don’t you see? Mr. Big Man ICE Agent wants to beat you into unconsciousness to show you how tough and scary he is. If you know who he is, you could get revenge for your cracked skull and broken eye when he’s feeling tired and unalert one day. And the Enforcer class reserves the right to beat you to death for fun, not the other way around.

Folks like you made me realize that you would willingly vote for Trump if he became the “lesser evil” candidate.

“Yes, Trump is a rapist, a pedophile, and a narcissist who only cares about himself. But consider the alternative! The other guy openly admitted to launching gas attacks against Europe during his campaign, and says he’ll nuke Iran the second he becomes president. Trump never did that! Trump 20XX!”

It’s funny how this is the thing that makes her come out and do a big speech.

Someone is sniffing too close to the bodies methinks.

Ah, and there’s a hidden detail the writers put in with this episode of TACO.

Observe

The Pakistani PM was given the precise tweet to write by Trump.

He just TACO’ed a few minutes ago.

I wonder if the NATO countries have secret plans to kill him.

I’m sure Denmark wants him gone sooner rather than later.

Good. Then my plan is working as intended.

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