Wait, wait, wait, wait… a line I can play against the shit fuck boring ass piece of shit sicilian? I’m so in.

What about people who promote all their pawns instead of mating and proceed to stale mate in bullet (deliberately, of course!)? Asking for a friend.

I’ve used this app to train my endgames for a while, though mostly it has shown me how much I actually suck at theoretically won positions. Not entirely sure if it plays like you describe or not, but I did feel trapped a lot of the time.