*American Internet

Rest does not give a shit

Haven might do the trick. It’s motion activated and can stream content. Made by the guardian project / Snowden to warn you if someone breaks into your hotel room. Open source, too

You get out what you put in.

Well, yes, but then I wouldn’t need fuckyou money

I did but I really want the pacojet :)

It’s on my list when I have fuck you money. Next to a pacojet