Because the point is to scare you. “Breaking news president buys crack” is not as scary as “Breaking news president axe murders cabinet.”

The ruling is not good, but it’s not Seal Team Six executes its political rival bad. It’s more likely to be President sells nuke secrets to Saudi Arabia under the new official “I Get to Sell Nuclear Secrets to Saudi Arabia Act” he just made up right now.

Unfortunately, the people who do the Oswalding are the people running him.

You sure do get what you pay for.

Don’t fly Boeing

What’s the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans

I am not saying there isn’t politics involved, all I am saying is he was smoking drugs and bought a gun. The frequency of prosecution does not change the fact that it’s against the law. If I am not mistaken, I am often mistaken so correct me if I am, he took pictures of himself doing drugs that have landed him in this particular circumstance. The question was “Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?” The way I see it politics is a causal factor, not the root, the root is he wasn’t smart enough to put the camera down when he smoked his dope and created a paper trail by buying a gun that then allowed for some partisan hacks to make a name for themselves.

From what I can tell he is being prosecuted because he bought a gun when he was also taking pictures of himself smoking crack. Like most criminal types he is a real brain trust.

He is going to raise a shit load of money, get ready because now he is a martyr to rally against the corrupt criminal Biden family and his overlord Barillary Obinton. I hope I am wrong but this timeline is clown shit so…

This chuckle headed twat is the reason we have Trump.

They should refer to him as convicted felon Donald Trump every time they use his name. Put it all in his face at every turn. Bring up old shit tie it all together and air it all but above all lean into the convicted felon part.

Come on now…everyone knows she counts the coconuts and eats the bananners.

Who are good little dogs? You are, you guys are good little doggies. I know 6 Supreme Court justices who are getting free vacations this summer!

Laughs in lifetime appointment

“ElectricTrombone Slams thehill.com over the overuse of slams.”

By golly, you do that just 21 more times and you are going to regret it, mister.

And I want Nancy investigated for insider trading…unfortunately, that bag of dicks will probably get her wish before I get mine.

Hopefully, he gets the full Mussolini treatment. They will have to find an Exxon station since Esso changed its name in the 70s.

Murder! Suicide! Insanity!

If Trump’s lawyers jerk Pecker around enough he might get tired and go soft on them in his testimony.

So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?