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I just thought it was a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community. But also bad at spelling.

QWER

Battered and deep fried.

More holes filled in one day than Bonnie Blue.

Maybe this dude was Kirk’s real father.

What does Vatican law say about robbing the Vatican bank? 🤔

Yeah… Unfortunately, even with exposing how bigoted the party is, it will probably continue to live and thrive. 😬

$5 for a gallon of car-go juice? 🖐️🙂‍↔️

$10 for 16 ounces of me-go juice? ☝️🙂‍↕️

Yeah…? He’s following the playbook that Putin gave him and told him to follow.

What is going on with the audio in the clip you linked? Am I having a stronk?

Silicon Valley isn’t in Florida.

I have come to the conclusion, after this being the 3rd thing I’ve seen about the man within the last 30 minutes, that Fetterman is a piece of shit.

Me, looking suspiciously at the black market pudding cups I just aquired that smell a bit funny

His brain was never functional to begin with.

When God was handing out brains, he heard “trains” and said “no thanks, I’ll drive myself.”

Trump more popular than gouging your own eyes out with a rusty spoon. But only because only half of those surveyed saw the Melania documentary.

I haven’t seen an app name that funky since the late 90s or so with Nero Burning Rom. 😃

I see a blazingly fast web server

So is it just a lack of bandwidth that had the page take 5 minutes to load?

We should do that thing from Futurama where Nixon had a big party for all the robots, but we do it with all the MAGA politicians and billionaires, and let Iran go to town on the party.

Is that why we’re shooting down our own F-15s? His ROE is just “if you see something, shoot something?”

“You cured cancer, sir.”

“How the hell did I do that?!”

“It was simple, really. You just gave all 10 of the top richest CEOs in the country cancer and within a week we had 5 different cures.”