Kraiden

Hey America, could you, like, do something about your fascist dictator please? He’s getting really 4th reich-y

The vow of celibacy is what people know, but they do take a vow of poverty too

Lol, I’d still take it. All I can say is the people flying with me better keep close. Ditto the ones breathing under water

Manifest any superpower at will

How I will forever think of that officer

Tip for improvement: have a light/easy listening playlist to start off with, and then have it switch to a heavier playlist when you’re at risk of running late.

would be good to fade the volume in too for a softer wake up

I’m new to home assistant so no idea how easy it is to do either

That’s just a coincidence, it’s transgender people you need to worry about…

/s

“Don’t lump that asshole in with us” - Clowns probably